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You can always tell when your cat needs food when it stops ignoring you and acknowledges your existence

You can always tell when your cat needs food when it stops ignoring you and acknowledges your existence Actual Advice Mallard
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Bathroom trip in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed: It will stay adjusted to the dark.

Bathroom trip in the middle of the night? Keep one eye closed: It will stay adjusted to the dark. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS KIM BY EMINEM YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER IT

IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS KIM BY EMINEM YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER IT Actual Advice Mallard
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set a monthly occurrence for the date of your gf's menstrual cycle This will help you prepare for the following week

set a monthly occurrence for the date of your gf's menstrual cycle This will help you prepare for the following week Actual Advice Mallard
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if she cheats with you she'll cheat on you

if she cheats with you she'll cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is volunteering for a job nobody else will do don't constantly complain about them and make them feel like crap

If someone is volunteering for a job nobody else will do don't constantly complain about them and make them feel like crap Actual Advice Mallard
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Cook a tender duck every time? Roast at a low temperature for 2-3 hou...Hey, wait a minute!

Cook a tender duck every time? Roast at a low temperature for 2-3 hou...Hey, wait a minute! Actual Advice Mallard
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poke a hole in the yogurt lid it should keep the yogurt from spraying everywhere

poke a hole in the yogurt lid it should keep the yogurt from spraying everywhere Actual Advice Mallard
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At a fast food restaurant ask for fries with no salt. You're guaranteed to get a fresh batch. Just put your own salt on.

At a fast food restaurant ask for fries with no salt. You're guaranteed to get a fresh batch. Just put your own salt on. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want world news Don't go to /r/worldnews/

If you want world news Don't go to /r/worldnews/ Actual Advice Mallard
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