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Never "make" your kids hug or kiss another person. Teach them that their boundaries are to be respected.

Never

It's ok to make mistakes As long as they are new ones

It's ok to make mistakes As long as they are new ones  Actual Advice Mallard

if your brakes don't work don't drive your car

if your brakes don't work don't drive your car  Actual Advice Mallard

When drinking, never go to bed at 2 with a 10 You will wake up at 10 with a 2

When drinking, never go to bed at 2 with a 10 You will wake up at 10 with a 2  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to post a witty comment on a reddit post Ctrl + F

If you want to post a witty comment on a reddit post Ctrl + F  Actual Advice Mallard

men like compliments too

men like compliments too  Actual Advice Mallard

if your dinner date treats waiters badly it should be your last date

if your dinner date treats waiters badly it should be your last date  Actual Advice Mallard

don't make human-monkey comparisons it never ends well for the person who makes one

don't make human-monkey comparisons it never ends well for the person who makes one  Actual Advice Mallard

Inviting a girl to coffee while on a 4 AM elevator ride Not OKAY, Bro

Inviting a girl to coffee while on a 4 AM elevator ride Not OKAY, Bro  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't smoke Cigarettes They're fucking expensive

Don't smoke Cigarettes They're fucking expensive  Actual Advice Mallard
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