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A SUITABLE SUITOR always wears a suit

A SUITABLE SUITOR always wears a suit Actual Advice Mallard
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eat local honey to lessen allergies

eat local honey to lessen allergies Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're drunk and throwing up, brush your teeth with hot water. it settles your stomach and refreshes your throat and mouth

If you're drunk and throwing up, brush your teeth with hot water. it settles your stomach and refreshes your throat and mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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Try ordering fries with no salt They'll make a fresh batch every time.

Try ordering fries with no salt They'll make a fresh batch every time. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think everything you do is awkward You are going to be awkward

If you think everything you do is awkward You are going to be awkward Actual Advice Mallard
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Change the master code on your keyless door lock Otherwise anyone can get in with one of a handfull of codes

Change the master code on your keyless door lock Otherwise anyone can get in with one of a handfull of codes Actual Advice Mallard
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TRIM YOUR DAMN FINGER NAILS

TRIM YOUR DAMN FINGER NAILS Actual Advice Mallard
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are you going to cheat on your wife? go masturbate and think again

are you going to cheat on your wife? go masturbate and think again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your S.O. to change a behaviour ask them how you can reciprocate and do it

If you want your S.O. to change a behaviour ask them how you can reciprocate and do it Actual Advice Mallard
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When using eye drops aim for the tear duct its easier than getting the middle of the eye and is more efficient at distributing the solution

When using eye drops aim for the tear duct its easier than getting the middle of the eye and is more efficient at distributing the solution Actual Advice Mallard
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