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Afraid to touch metal because you'll get shocked by static electricity? touch it with a knuckle. You'll hardly feel it.

Afraid to touch metal because you'll get shocked by static electricity? touch it with a knuckle. You'll hardly feel it. Actual Advice Mallard
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do not list your interests in the gre exit survey ETS will sell your email address to every random shitty graduate program in existence

do not list your interests in the gre exit survey ETS will sell your email address to every random shitty graduate program in existence Actual Advice Mallard
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want to keep your job? dont play tricks on your boss.

want to keep your job? dont play tricks on your boss. Actual Advice Mallard
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Take odorless garlic oil tablets Mosquitoes don't like garlicky blood and won't bite you

Take odorless garlic oil tablets Mosquitoes don't like garlicky blood and won't bite you Actual Advice Mallard
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you think you wouldn't care if someone stole $5 bucks from your dashboard because you're not factoring in the $100 dollar window they'd shatter to get to it

you think you wouldn't care if someone stole $5 bucks from your dashboard because you're not factoring in the $100 dollar window they'd shatter to get to it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford an engagement ring without a loan Don't get engaged

If you can't afford an engagement ring without a loan Don't get engaged Actual Advice Mallard
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going out drinking? fill up a water bottle and put it on your pillow before you leave

going out drinking? fill up a water bottle and put it on your pillow before you leave Actual Advice Mallard
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Only friend those you actually like on social media Your annoyance with people will go down, and they don't need to know about your life anyways.

Only friend those you actually like on social media Your annoyance with people will go down, and they don't need to know about your life anyways. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your dog barks at your new girlfriend Wear one of her clothes around the house for him to sniff

If your dog barks at your new girlfriend Wear one of her clothes around the house for him to sniff Actual Advice Mallard
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Make sure your actual advice mallard actually has advice

Make sure your actual advice mallard actually has advice Actual Advice Mallard
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