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Don't continuously sleep with a foreign exchange student you really like a month before he goes back to his country You'll really miss him (his penis) and won't be able to do a thing about it

Don't continuously sleep with a foreign exchange student you really like a month before he goes back to his country You'll really miss him (his penis) and won't be able to do a thing about it Actual Advice Mallard
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Lean objects against your inside door before going to bed Noise will make burglars think twice before entering

Lean objects against your inside door before going to bed Noise will make burglars think twice before entering Actual Advice Mallard
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Is anyone else curious what actual advice mallard did to become a meme

Is anyone else curious what actual advice mallard did to become a meme Actual Advice Mallard
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You are what you think I think you are.

You are what you think I think you are. Actual Advice Mallard
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put 1/4 cup of popcorn kernels in a paper lunch bag fold the top over 1/2 inch and tape it shut Microwave it for about two minutes, butter and salt to taste try it. It works, never buy microwave popcorn again

put 1/4 cup of popcorn kernels in a paper lunch bag fold the top over 1/2 inch and tape it shut Microwave it for about two minutes, butter and salt to taste try it. It works, never buy microwave popcorn again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want semifamous people on reddit to read your questions in their ama Write your question when their post is forgotten so they will see the notification

If you want semifamous people on reddit to read your questions in their ama Write your question when their post is forgotten so they will see the notification Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't like same sex marriage don't get same sex married

If you don't like same sex marriage don't get same sex married Actual Advice Mallard
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Poop on the clock. 10 minutes a day, 5 days a week. 50 min x 4 weeks 3.33 hours monthly 39.6 hours yearly =vaction time Paid to poop

Poop on the clock. 10 minutes a day, 5 days a week. 50 min x 4 weeks 3.33 hours monthly 39.6 hours yearly =vaction time Paid to poop Actual Advice Mallard
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reading educates

reading educates Actual Advice Mallard
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When your markers go dry Submerge it in rubbing alcohol to revive.

When your markers go dry Submerge it in rubbing alcohol to revive. Actual Advice Mallard
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