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When driving, set your rearview to a point so you have to sit up straight to see out it Look often enough, and you wont slouch

When driving, set your rearview to a point so you have to sit up straight to see out it Look often enough, and you wont slouch  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're taking marriage advice from a duck you should probably stop

If you're taking marriage advice from a duck you should probably stop  Actual Advice Mallard

Always exhausted? Get off the internet at 9, instead of 2:30 AM

Always exhausted?  Get off the internet at 9, instead of 2:30 AM  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't afford house? Don't buy house

Can't afford house? Don't buy house  Actual Advice Mallard

Add your e-mail address as a shortcut for the word "email" you'll never need to type your whole e-mail address on your phone again.

Add your e-mail address as a shortcut for the word

If your gang member passenger ever asks you to take 4 right turns You may be about to participate in a drive by shooting.

If your gang member passenger ever asks you to take 4 right turns You may be about to participate in a drive by shooting.  Actual Advice Mallard

Windows Key + Pause/Break You'll thank me later

Windows Key + Pause/Break You'll thank me later  Actual Advice Mallard

every time you browse reddit look at one page on r/new

every time you browse reddit look at one page on r/new  Actual Advice Mallard

The key to a successful submission is interesting content and a descriptive title.

The key to a successful submission is interesting content and a descriptive title.  Actual Advice Mallard

She's too young for you If you make the aeroplane noise while gettting out your cock

She's too young for you If you make the aeroplane noise while gettting out your cock  Actual Advice Mallard
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