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ASK ELDERLY PEOPLE FOR ADVICE THEY HAVE A LIFETIME OF KNOWLEDGE OF WHICH YOU CAN LEARN A LOT

ASK ELDERLY PEOPLE FOR ADVICE THEY HAVE A LIFETIME OF KNOWLEDGE OF WHICH YOU CAN LEARN A LOT Actual Advice Mallard
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Lucky I'm a duck

Lucky I'm a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find out you and your wife's unborn child is going to be mentally disabled and you want an abortion and she doesn't therefore you are going to get a divorce because you understandibly do not want that burden for the rest of your life you should de

If you find out you and your wife's unborn child is going to be mentally disabled and you want an abortion and she doesn't therefore you are going to get a divorce because you understandibly do not want that burden for the rest of your life you should de Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to make a school paper longer make the font size of the periods larger

If you need to make a school paper longer make the font size of the periods larger Actual Advice Mallard
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Have your penis in a blender? Don't turn it on!

Have your penis in a blender? Don't turn it on! Actual Advice Mallard
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When burying a dead body, make sure to bury two dead dogs at varying depths above it That way the redditor homocide cops won't find what you don't want them to find

When burying a dead body, make sure to bury two dead dogs at varying depths above it That way the redditor homocide cops won't find what you don't want them to find Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wake up from a bad dream, immediately start thinking of something else Dreams usually can't make long-term memory while you're sleeping and can be forgotten if you don't recall them right away

If you wake up from a bad dream, immediately start thinking of something else Dreams usually can't make long-term memory while you're sleeping and can be forgotten if you don't recall them right away Actual Advice Mallard
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Before you comment use Ctrl+F You will avoid commenting the same thing and people will appreciate that

Before you comment use Ctrl+F You will avoid commenting the same thing and people will appreciate that Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife can go 9 months without drinking so can you

If your wife can go 9 months without drinking so can you Actual Advice Mallard
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chew gum while chopping onions your eyes won't water.

chew gum while chopping onions your eyes won't water. Actual Advice Mallard
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