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If you enjoy the feeling of having more time to sleep when you wake up Set an alarm clock for an hour before you're supposed to wake up

If you enjoy the feeling of having more time to sleep when you wake up Set an alarm clock for an hour before you're supposed to wake up Actual Advice Mallard
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never try to rip the little dog mask in front of your face It's actually your beak, you need it to survive

never try to rip the little dog mask in front of your face It's actually your beak, you need it to survive Actual Advice Mallard
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there is always a catch. always.

there is always a catch. always. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're new to reddit, don't post for a few months that way you'll know the different subreddits and post properly

If you're new to reddit, don't post for a few months that way you'll know the different subreddits and post properly Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other annn yea he know wat i'm talkin about this world is hard enough

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other annn yea he know wat i'm talkin about this world is hard enough Actual Advice Mallard
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If your phone gets wet, Put it in rice It'll attract Asians that will fix it for you

If your phone gets wet, Put it in rice It'll attract Asians that will fix it for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're still sleepy when you wake up in the morning Just close your eyes for a few seconds. You'll feel much better.

If you're still sleepy when you wake up in the morning Just close your eyes for a few seconds. You'll feel much better. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to show us your project... Make the first picture be of the completed project, then I'll scroll to see the build if I like it.

If you want to show us your project... Make the first picture be of the completed project, then I'll scroll to see the build if I like it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Spend all your time looking at quarters. Go blind, collect disability

Spend all your time looking at quarters. Go blind, collect disability Actual Advice Mallard
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If you only tell the truth you don't have to remember what lies you've told

If you only tell the truth you don't have to remember what lies you've told Actual Advice Mallard
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