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If you see someone unconscious at a party, look at their feet. If their shoes are on, they've passed out. If their shoes are off, they've just gone to sleep.

If you see someone unconscious at a party, look at their feet. If their shoes are on, they've passed out. If their shoes are off, they've just gone to sleep. Actual Advice Mallard
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Going outside has too many negatives continue to stay inside and reddit all day.

Going outside has too many negatives continue to stay inside and reddit all day. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your dog tears up their mattress or pillow Take cushions from couches you see that are being thrown out. You'll never have to worry of buying another pillow for your dog.

if your dog tears up their mattress or pillow Take cushions from couches you see that are being thrown out. You'll never have to worry of buying another pillow for your dog. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of bland tasting water? add some lime or lemon juice

Tired of bland tasting water? add some lime or lemon juice Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever Trust a fart.

Don't ever Trust a fart. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hate when people shove their beliefs down your throat Don't shove your belief down other people's throats

If you hate when people shove their beliefs down your throat Don't shove your belief down other people's throats Actual Advice Mallard
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Remember mother's day is exactly one week from today

Remember mother's day is exactly one week from today Actual Advice Mallard
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don't

don't Actual Advice Mallard
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End every conversation on a positive note you never know if it will be the last time you talk to that person

End every conversation on a positive note you never know if it will be the last time you talk to that person Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are trying to land new job don't have an obnoxious voicemail message

If you are trying to land new job don't have an obnoxious voicemail message Actual Advice Mallard
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