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When driving on the interstate/freeway The left lane is generally reserved for passing, and faster moving vehicles. If you aren't passing or going faster, change lanes!

When driving on the interstate/freeway The left lane is generally reserved for passing, and faster moving vehicles.  If you aren't passing or going faster, change lanes!  Actual Advice Mallard

don't suck me

 don't suck me  Actual Advice Mallard

Unsubscribe from r/wtf be happy

Unsubscribe from r/wtf be happy  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of scraping ice off your windshield in the morning? Set your defroster to blow cold air before parking your car for the night

Tired of scraping ice off your windshield in the morning? Set your defroster to blow cold air before parking your car for the night  Actual Advice Mallard

Take some time to unplug your brain and just sit and be aware of your thoughts You'll be amazed how productive 20-30 mins of contemplation can be for your mental well-being

Take some time to unplug your brain and just sit and be aware of your thoughts You'll be amazed how productive 20-30 mins of contemplation can be for your mental well-being  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Do a couple more lines, that should clear your head.

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Do a couple more lines, that should clear your head.  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont make decisions when you're drunk Don't make promises when you're drunk

Dont make decisions when you're drunk Don't make promises when you're drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

Get off of reddit or you won't get to use a condom on spring break

Get off of reddit or you won't get to use a condom on spring break  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make the front page then you should get a cat

If you want to make the front page then you should get a cat  Actual Advice Mallard

Duck. Duck! Duck!!! Well, don't Say I didn't warn you...

Duck. Duck! Duck!!! Well, don't Say I didn't warn you...  Actual Advice Mallard
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