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if you're out of olive oil and butter pan fry with mayonaise

if you're out of olive oil and butter pan fry with mayonaise Actual Advice Mallard
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Right now, Send a nice message to someone that you truly care about You never know how long you will be able to

Right now, Send a nice message to someone that you truly care about You never know how long you will be able to Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you feed me, Doesn't mean I love and respect you.

Just because you feed me, Doesn't mean I love and respect you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make the front page this month? go to quickmeme and type a semi coherent thought behind the visage of a duck

Want to make the front page this month? go to quickmeme and type a semi coherent thought behind the visage of a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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No references for a job? Use a recently closed business where truthiness can't be verified.

No references for a job? Use a recently closed business where truthiness can't be verified. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to go on a plane Bring gum

If you're about to go on a plane Bring gum Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't die a virgin! There are terrorists up there waiting for you.

Don't die a virgin! There are terrorists up there waiting for you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Does your school internet block 'extreme' subreddits like r/WTF just search wtf in search bar and chose sorted by:hot

Does your school internet block 'extreme' subreddits like r/WTF just search wtf in search bar and chose sorted by:hot Actual Advice Mallard
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If you frequently have urine in your underwear after peeing milk your urethra by rubbing from base to tip to remove excess pee

If you frequently have urine in your underwear after peeing milk your urethra by rubbing from base to tip to remove excess pee Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to give up smoking stop buying cigarettes

If you're trying to give up smoking stop buying cigarettes Actual Advice Mallard
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