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when vehicle speed is above 55 MPH use air conditioning instead of opening your window

when vehicle speed is above 55 MPH use air conditioning instead of opening your window  Actual Advice Mallard

Not sure if download button or ad? Right-Click to see if it says 'Save Image As'

Not sure if download button or ad? Right-Click to see if it says 'Save Image As'  Actual Advice Mallard

make a to-do list on a post-it note for tomorrow stick it on your wallet tonight so you don't forget

make a to-do list on a post-it note for tomorrow stick it on your wallet tonight so you don't forget  Actual Advice Mallard

when teaching your children religion stop and teach them grammar

when teaching your children religion stop and teach them grammar  Actual Advice Mallard

BUY ME

 BUY ME  Actual Advice Mallard

keep a copy of your car key in your wallet

keep a copy of your car key in your wallet  Actual Advice Mallard

Makes post explaining sap meme Forgets how to spell

Makes post explaining sap meme Forgets how to spell  Actual Advice Mallard

The fastest way into my pants Is to not talk about it

The fastest way into my pants Is to not talk about it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to see nsfw subreddits on alien blue you need to check the "I am over eighteen years old and willing to view adult content-box" on reddit.com

If you want to see nsfw subreddits on alien blue you need to check the

If it smells like fish, enjoy the dish if it smells like flowers, something is sour

If it smells like fish, enjoy the dish if it smells like flowers, something is sour  Actual Advice Mallard
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