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Don't forget to bring a towel When you're playing sports, the sweat can get in your face. So, always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag.

Don't forget to bring a towel When you're playing sports, the sweat can get in your face. So, always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to appear more charismatic? humans subconsciously associate the colour red with a likable personality, so wear red shirts.

Want to appear more charismatic? humans subconsciously associate the colour red with a likable personality, so wear red shirts. Actual Advice Mallard
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Not only will daily exercise make you feel more energetic and euphoric during the day It will also help you get better sleep at night

Not only will daily exercise make you feel more energetic and euphoric during the day It will also help you get better sleep at night Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't run with scissors also you should be nice to people

Don't run with scissors also you should be nice to people Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to get away with a lie? Liars tend to look to their left to avoid eye contact, so make sure to look the recipient dead in the eyes (in case they know to look for the signs)

Trying to get away with a lie? Liars tend to look to their left to avoid eye contact, so make sure to look the recipient dead in the eyes (in case they know to look for the signs) Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because she likes you Doesn't mean she'll always flirt with you

Just because she likes you Doesn't mean she'll always flirt with you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're looking up the song Sex machine never forget to include "james brown" in your search

if you're looking up the song Sex machine never forget to include
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If there's even a chance of you getting laid tonight clean your room

If there's even a chance of you getting laid tonight clean your room Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught checking out a girl make eye contact and smile instead of looking away

If you get caught checking out a girl make eye contact and smile instead of looking away Actual Advice Mallard
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Always use a condom People lie.

Always use a condom People lie. Actual Advice Mallard
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