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Chlorine in your eyes? fill your googles with milk and rinse out your eyes.

Chlorine in your eyes? fill your googles with milk and rinse out your eyes. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to hide a body Check out the Rooster Teeth Podcast number 202

If you're trying to hide a body Check out the Rooster Teeth Podcast number 202 Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get the best courses in college early? work part-time at the registrar's office and you'll always get first pick

Want to get the best courses in college early? work part-time at the registrar's office and you'll always get first pick Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a splinter you can't see seriously, use 'me' tape to rip it out. it works.

if you have a splinter you can't see seriously, use 'me' tape to rip it out. it works. Actual Advice Mallard
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Right before you take a shit, put a thin to medium layer of toilet paper on the toilet water. This way, you prevent the backsplash that everyone hates.

Right before you take a shit, put a thin to medium layer of toilet paper on the toilet water. This way, you prevent the backsplash that everyone hates. Actual Advice Mallard
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valentine's day is next thursday valentine's day is next thursday

valentine's day is next thursday valentine's day is next thursday Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep debating religious people As an ex-Christian, I know it works

Keep debating religious people As an ex-Christian, I know it works Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post memes, image macros, off topic, or drug references it is now against r/hookahs rules

Don't post memes, image macros, off topic, or drug references it is now against r/hookahs rules Actual Advice Mallard
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When asked what time is good for an interview, aim for close to lunch time If you go into their office and see a bunch of people eating at their desks, run!

When asked what time is good for an interview, aim for close to lunch time If you go into their office and see a bunch of people eating at their desks, run! Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't murder anyone

Don't murder anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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