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if your girlfriend is arguing with someone always take her side, even if she is wrong

if your girlfriend is arguing with someone always take her side, even if she is wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to hide your fat under uncool clothes You won't hide anything and then you are both fat and uncool

Don't try to hide your fat under uncool clothes You won't hide anything and then you are both fat and uncool  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone calls you a cunt Take it as a compliment. That person considers you one of us.

If someone calls you a cunt Take it as a compliment. That person considers you one of us.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever feel that your GF is less attractive than average girl after viewing r/Gonewild view the new submissions

If you ever feel that your GF is less attractive than average girl after viewing r/Gonewild view the new submissions  Actual Advice Mallard

Lay down a piece of toilet paper when you dump It prevents splashback

Lay down a piece of toilet paper when you dump It prevents splashback  Actual Advice Mallard

Microwave nature valley bars for a few seconds they get soft and chewy

Microwave nature valley bars for a few seconds they get soft and chewy  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of telling your children what to do (and getting resistance) Give them two choices that provide the same outcome

Instead of telling your children what to do (and getting resistance) Give them two choices that provide the same outcome  Actual Advice Mallard

When copy/pasting commands you found online Double check to make sure it does not include rm -rf /

When copy/pasting commands you found online Double check to make sure it does not include rm -rf /  Actual Advice Mallard

want to get elected to the U.S. Senate? don't talk about rape

want to get elected to the U.S. Senate? don't talk about rape  Actual Advice Mallard

dont lie

dont lie   Actual Advice Mallard
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