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If you ever come across a lot of money, put it in diversified index funds and withdraw 4% each year They earn 7% on average and inflation is usually 3%, so your money will never go down in value

If you ever come across a lot of money, put it in diversified index funds and withdraw 4% each year They earn 7% on average and inflation is usually 3%, so your money will never go down in value Actual Advice Mallard
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When I was a teenager I thought I knew everything, and got pissed at anyone who suggested otherwise Well i didn't. Indignation is a luxury of ignorance.

When I was a teenager I thought I knew everything, and got pissed at anyone who suggested otherwise Well i didn't. Indignation is a luxury of ignorance. Actual Advice Mallard
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going camping? bring trick candles

going camping? bring trick candles Actual Advice Mallard
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to stop yourself from snacking, brush your teeth The minty freshness will discourage you from eating

to stop yourself from snacking, brush your teeth The minty freshness will discourage you from eating Actual Advice Mallard
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there is no such thing as cheap, fast, easy weight loss

there is no such thing as cheap, fast, easy weight loss Actual Advice Mallard
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Regularly brushing and flossing your teeth make dentist visits easier and less painful

Regularly brushing and flossing your teeth make dentist visits easier and less painful Actual Advice Mallard
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Go copy a life pro tip and paste it here

Go copy a life pro tip and paste it here Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are dating a girl with large breasts Don't tell her you're more of a butt guy

If you are dating a girl with large breasts Don't tell her you're more of a butt guy Actual Advice Mallard
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Are you a germophobe and don't like touching paper money? put it in a washing machine, money is 75% cotton and can take a full washing cycle

Are you a germophobe and don't like touching paper money? put it in a washing machine, money is 75% cotton and can take a full washing cycle Actual Advice Mallard
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