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When doing handbrake turns with a lady in the car make sure to have leather seats

When doing handbrake turns with a lady in the car make sure to have leather seats Actual Advice Mallard
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If you use superglue to treat small wounds spray it with hairspray after applying. It dries instantly and becomes twice as hard

If you use superglue to treat small wounds spray it with hairspray after applying. It dries instantly and becomes twice as hard Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone answers your text with only one word, don't reply. They are either already done talking to you, or they will follow-up when they realized you didn't reply.

If someone answers your text with only one word, don't reply. They are either already done talking to you, or they will follow-up when they realized you didn't reply. Actual Advice Mallard
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when sending your CV/resume to potential employers, send it as a pdf it looks more professional and opens quicker than a doc, increasing your chances of being employed

when sending your CV/resume to potential employers, send it as a pdf it looks more professional and opens quicker than a doc, increasing your chances of being employed Actual Advice Mallard
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if you marry an artist You better have a real career

if you marry an artist You better have a real career Actual Advice Mallard
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THE KEY TO A GOOD POST IS A REPOST

THE KEY TO A GOOD POST IS A REPOST Actual Advice Mallard
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Under 35? chances are, you're more fertile than you think you are Use BIRTH CONTROL

Under 35? chances are, you're more fertile than you think you are Use BIRTH CONTROL Actual Advice Mallard
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DON't stick your dick in crazy

DON't stick your dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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Masturbate

Masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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Crusty bread gone stale? Turn it into cooking bread crumbs with a cheese grater.

Crusty bread gone stale? Turn it into cooking bread crumbs with a cheese grater. Actual Advice Mallard
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