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take a shit before you start

take a shit before you start Actual Advice Mallard
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i don't always swim But when i do it's in a pool of whiskey

i don't always swim But when i do it's in a pool of whiskey Actual Advice Mallard
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If your parents have been letting you use the internet since you were 11 you're probably a fuck up

If your parents have been letting you use the internet since you were 11 you're probably a fuck up Actual Advice Mallard
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Dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit

Dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're sick stay home from work or school until you're better. Otherwise, your performance suffers...and everyone else catches your bug.

if you're sick stay home from work or school until you're better. Otherwise, your performance suffers...and everyone else catches your bug. Actual Advice Mallard
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your children have plenty of friends what they need is a parent to set rules and boundaries for them

your children have plenty of friends what they need is a parent to set rules and boundaries for them Actual Advice Mallard
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housework is not just "women's work" it's stuff that needs to be done. and your wife or girlfriend expects you to pitch in with the cooking and cleaning.

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Dont ignore a homeless person asking for money simply buy them a pie and wish them good day!

Dont ignore a homeless person asking for money simply buy them a pie and wish them good day! Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep your foreskin

Keep your foreskin Actual Advice Mallard
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Working together on homework is good But always be sure you understand the solutions yourself

Working together on homework is good But always be sure you understand the solutions yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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