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if you are going out drinking, when you get home put a bottle of water next to your bed

if you are going out drinking, when you get home put a bottle of water next to your bed Actual Advice Mallard
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Stung by a bee? make a little bit of mud, smear it around the stinger, let it dry, and break off the pieces. The stinger will come right out with it

Stung by a bee? make a little bit of mud, smear it around the stinger, let it dry, and break off the pieces. The stinger will come right out with it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have hard time sleeping Wear socks to bed so you won't wake up as much

If you have hard time sleeping Wear socks to bed so you won't wake up as much Actual Advice Mallard
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Suffering from depression? Take prescribed medication.

Suffering from depression? Take prescribed medication. Actual Advice Mallard
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always park a ways down the street or around the corner from the party if the cops come, you'll have an easier time getting out clean

always park a ways down the street or around the corner from the party if the cops come, you'll have an easier time getting out clean Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a new wallpaper? Check out r/aww, it'll cheer you up every time you open your laptop.

Need a new wallpaper? Check out r/aww, it'll cheer you up every time you open your laptop. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your wife or girlfriend goes snooping in your phone, it doesn't matter what she finds because you need to dump that crazy bitch anyway

if your wife or girlfriend goes snooping in your phone, it doesn't matter what she finds because you need to dump that crazy bitch anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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Color Blinds Don't Trust Ducks

Color Blinds Don't Trust Ducks Actual Advice Mallard
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if a ball rolls into the street, there is always a child not far behind it.

if a ball rolls into the street, there is always a child not far behind it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make a confession bear

Don't make a confession bear Actual Advice Mallard
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