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Use flushable wipes with or instead of toilet paper. feels awesome & guaranteed cleaner b-hole.

Use flushable wipes with or instead of toilet paper. feels awesome & guaranteed cleaner b-hole.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says her favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast Do not mention any thing about Stockholm syndrome.

If your girlfriend says her favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast
 Do not mention any thing about Stockholm syndrome.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews Pirate it. They had their chance to give the customer what they wanted.

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews Pirate it.  They had their chance to give the customer what they wanted.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't listen to me at all

Don't listen to me at all   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to open up Task Manager without CTRL+ALT+DLT? CTRL+SHIFT+ESCAPE works wonders.

Want to open up Task Manager without CTRL+ALT+DLT? CTRL+SHIFT+ESCAPE works wonders.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you bring flowers to your girlfriend on valentine's day and she has a single housemate bring flowers for her too for the best sex of your life later

If you bring flowers to your girlfriend on valentine's day and she has a single housemate bring flowers for her too for the best sex of your life later  Actual Advice Mallard

the key to a good post is an interesting title

the key to a good post is an interesting title  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to clean your tongue when brushing your teeth? put your chin down to your chest and stick your tongue out. you'll be able to clean the back part of your tongue w/o gagging.

Trying to clean your tongue when brushing your teeth? put your chin down to your chest and stick your tongue out.  you'll be able to clean the back part of your tongue w/o gagging.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep watching It takes a little while, but it's worth it when you see it all come together

Keep watching It takes a little while, but it's worth it when you see it all come together  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a christian You should leave r/atheism

If you're a christian You should leave r/atheism  Actual Advice Mallard
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