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If someone lies a lot about small things they probably lie a lot about big things as well

If someone lies a lot about small things they probably lie a lot about big things as well  Actual Advice Mallard

If you didn't want to get booed you shouldn't have quit on your fans, signed with their rivals, and talked bad about them.

If you didn't want to get booed you shouldn't have quit on your fans, signed with their rivals, and talked bad about them.

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If you are young and desperate for a job Try your hardest not to be black or hispanic

If you are young and desperate for a job Try your hardest not to be black or hispanic  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of the new rules? unsubscribe /r/adviceanimals and go to /r/memes instead

Tired of the new rules? unsubscribe /r/adviceanimals and go to /r/memes instead  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have to preface a sentence with "I don't want to sound racist but..." keep it to yourself

if you have to preface a sentence with

instead of karma whoring/claiming someone else's post as your own, - go to random wikipedia page - submit fact to r/tIL - collect karma without being a douche & at least we all might learn something

instead of karma whoring/claiming someone else's post as your own, - go to random wikipedia page
- submit fact to r/tIL
- collect karma without being a douche
& at least we all might learn something
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If you are going to ignore someone's phone calls add a good song as their custom ringtone to make ignoring them enjoyable

If you are going to ignore someone's phone calls add a good song as their custom ringtone to make ignoring them enjoyable  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want life tips from strangers on the internet Head to /r/lifeprotips There are thousands of them

If you want life tips from strangers on the internet Head to /r/lifeprotips
There are thousands of them  Actual Advice Mallard

If She Doesn't Like you move the fuck on

If She Doesn't Like you move the fuck on  Actual Advice Mallard

Date a chubby girl with a cute face, help her get in shape She will become hot but stay with you because you were with her before she lost weight

Date a chubby girl with a cute face, help her get in shape She will become hot but stay with you because you were with her before she lost weight  Actual Advice Mallard
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