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Don't bother trying to satisfy reddit They are a bunch of egotistical assholes that will upvote the dumbest shit ever

Don't bother trying to satisfy reddit They are a bunch of egotistical assholes that will upvote the dumbest shit ever  Actual Advice Mallard

Its April 1st Don't Listen to me

Its April 1st Don't Listen to me  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want good service at a restaurant, Don't walk in two minutes before it closes

if you want good service at a restaurant,  Don't walk in two minutes before it closes  Actual Advice Mallard

NSA spying on you Try Linux it's 100% secure

NSA spying on you  Try Linux it's 100% secure   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're rude or mean to employees Don't expect good customer service.

If you're rude or mean to employees Don't expect good customer service.  Actual Advice Mallard

be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're smoking a joint in public, try to look stressed out People will think its a cigarette

If you're smoking a joint in public, try to look stressed out People will think its a cigarette  Actual Advice Mallard

Do lunges while you brush your teeth You will get in better shape and have better oral hygiene

Do lunges while you brush your teeth You will get in better shape and have better oral hygiene  Actual Advice Mallard

Be Careful what you say in public the us government might be listening

Be Careful what you say in public the us government might be listening  Actual Advice Mallard

Two things worth spending money on; A Pair of shoes and a bed You will spend more time in them than anything else

Two things worth spending money on; A Pair of shoes and a bed You will spend more time in them than anything else  Actual Advice Mallard
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