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Don't tell other drivers when there is a cop up ahead he could have kidnapped somebody, or stolen the car, and you're helping them get away.

Don't tell other drivers when there is a cop up ahead he could have kidnapped somebody,  or stolen the car, and you're helping them get away.  Actual Advice Mallard

#YOLO SWAG

#YOLO SWAG  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are tired of r/atheism posts that are excessively rude, stick to higher-voted posts The majority of r/atheism is composed of thoughtful and respectful human beings

If you are tired of r/atheism posts that are excessively rude, stick to higher-voted posts The majority of r/atheism is composed of thoughtful and respectful human beings  Actual Advice Mallard

Stack the phones on the table first person to grab their phone buys dinner

Stack the phones on the table first person to grab their phone buys dinner  Actual Advice Mallard

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Take your girlfriend to the gym with you so she stays hot and you are still attractive in case it doesn't work out

Take your girlfriend to the gym with you  so she stays hot and you are still attractive in case it doesn't work out  Actual Advice Mallard

When you are cleaning your windows with windex... Use newspapers instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks

When you are cleaning your windows with windex... Use newspapers instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you can love anyone else you must love yourself first

Before you can love anyone else you must love yourself first  Actual Advice Mallard

If you cant understand someone and you already asked "what?" mumble gibberish back, now its their problem

If you cant understand someone and you already asked

Trying to pick up chicks at the bar? lift with your back not your legs

Trying to pick up chicks at the bar? lift with your back not your legs  Actual Advice Mallard
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