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Canceling tv, Internet, or phone? Give at least 30 days notice

Canceling tv, Internet, or phone? Give at least 30 days notice Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a headache you should masturbate dopamine and adrenaline levels in your blood will increase and you will feel better

if you have a headache you should masturbate dopamine and adrenaline levels in your blood will increase and you will feel better Actual Advice Mallard
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Before cleaning the microwave, heat a cup of water with a bit of dish soap in it

Before cleaning the microwave, heat a cup of water with a bit of dish soap in it Actual Advice Mallard
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Putting an orange peel in the bag with your weed keeps it fresh longer

Putting an orange peel in the bag with your weed keeps it fresh longer Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Smoke

Don't Smoke Actual Advice Mallard
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If your bike squeaks when pedaling invest in chain lube

If your bike squeaks when pedaling invest in chain lube Actual Advice Mallard
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Banana to mouth Never mouth to banana

Banana to mouth Never mouth to banana Actual Advice Mallard
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Women and men: REmember to shave You both should know the right places

Women and men: REmember to shave You both should know the right places Actual Advice Mallard
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never drink coffee and take a dump at home in the morning Wait until you get to work so you get paid for it

never drink coffee and take a dump at home in the morning Wait until you get to work so you get paid for it Actual Advice Mallard
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Save butter wrappers and use them to grease cake pans

Save butter wrappers and use them to grease cake pans Actual Advice Mallard
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