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You can't drink all day If you don't start early

You can't drink all day If you don't start early  Actual Advice Mallard

If you screenshot a picture on snapchat it sends a message to the sender and tells them you did

If you screenshot a picture on snapchat it sends a message to the sender and tells them you did  Actual Advice Mallard

Get applebees carside to go She'll Think you can cook

Get applebees carside to go She'll Think you can cook  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask her to set you up with one of her friends She will either get jealous and give you a chance or you'll get a date with someone she has common interests with. (Also, a mutual friend is an easy conversation starter)

Ask her to set you up with one of her friends She will either get jealous and give you a chance or you'll get a date with someone she has common interests with. (Also, a mutual friend is an easy conversation starter)  Actual Advice Mallard

Boobs on anything Will get upvotes

Boobs on anything  Will get upvotes  Actual Advice Mallard

if a guy confesses his love for you when hes drunk its 100% true and if what he said was good, hes a keeper, dont let him go

if a guy confesses his love for you when hes drunk its 100% true and if what he said was good, hes a keeper, dont let him go
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YOU BETTER STOP CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT

YOU BETTER STOP CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT  Actual Advice Mallard

Unsubscribe from /r/wtf NSFW links will now almost always be boobs

Unsubscribe from /r/wtf NSFW links will now almost always be boobs  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want more karma Find a subreddit you enjoy and actively participate

If you want more karma Find a subreddit you enjoy and actively participate   Actual Advice Mallard

Coconut Scented shampoo Doesn't taste like coconut

Coconut Scented shampoo Doesn't taste like coconut  Actual Advice Mallard
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