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Get a girl's number? Call, don't text!

Get a girl's number? Call, don't text! Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you can say 5 or 6 words in japanese Doesn't make you japanese

Just because you can say 5 or 6 words in japanese Doesn't make you japanese Actual Advice Mallard
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leave before it's too late

leave before it's too late Actual Advice Mallard
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cover a stamp with a thin layer of Elmer's glue before sending the recipient can wash the postmark off with a dab of water and then reuse the stamp

cover a stamp with a thin layer of Elmer's glue before sending the recipient can wash the postmark off with a dab of water and then reuse the stamp Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your food to turn out the best it can cook it fresh from scratch

If you want your food to turn out the best it can cook it fresh from scratch Actual Advice Mallard
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don't eat green bananas wait till they turn yellow; they'll taste better.

don't eat green bananas wait till they turn yellow; they'll taste better. Actual Advice Mallard
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Finger me Corie

Finger me Corie Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Plagiarize on Reddit You will be caught

Don't Plagiarize on Reddit You will be caught Actual Advice Mallard
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Always OPEN a DOOR for a HOT GIRL, and let her go first THAT WAY YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER BUTT AS SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOORWAY

Always OPEN a DOOR for a HOT GIRL, and let her go first THAT WAY YOU CAN CHECK OUT HER BUTT AS SHE WALKS THROUGH THE DOORWAY Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling down because you can't afford festival tickets Do not listen to your favorite DJ's live set on Soundcloud.

If you're feeling down because you can't afford festival tickets Do not listen to your favorite DJ's live set on Soundcloud. Actual Advice Mallard
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