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Under no circumstances Do you listen to my advice tomorrow

Under no circumstances Do you listen to my advice tomorrow   Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to look good for an event, get a haircut a week beforehand That way it has time to grow in nicely

If you need to look good for an event, get a haircut a week beforehand That way it has time to grow in nicely  Actual Advice Mallard

want a fresh order of french fries every time at mcdonalds? ask for fries with no salt

want a fresh order of french fries every time at mcdonalds? ask for fries with no salt  Actual Advice Mallard

go to bed seriously.

go to bed seriously.  Actual Advice Mallard

There is no such thing as the friend zone it just means that the she is not attracted to you

There is no such thing as the friend zone it just means that the she is not attracted to you   Actual Advice Mallard

Have your GF sleep in your favorite shirt You can wear it whenever you want, and she thinks it's because you like the way she smells

Have your GF sleep in your favorite shirt You can wear it whenever you want, and she thinks it's because you like the way she smells  Actual Advice Mallard

Stalking someones pics on Facebook? Press L. It will increase resolution and clear your history for every photo you view.

Stalking someones pics on Facebook? Press L. It will increase resolution and clear your history for every photo you view.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take fashion advice from redditors they are most likely at home in sweat pants and a stained t-shirt at their computer

Don't take fashion advice from redditors they are most likely at home in sweat pants and a stained t-shirt at their computer  Actual Advice Mallard

never make decisions when you're angry ...or horny.

never make decisions when you're angry ...or horny.  Actual Advice Mallard

Enjoy Game of Thrones but haven't seen tonight's episode? Leave the internet now

Enjoy Game of Thrones but haven't seen tonight's episode? Leave the internet now  Actual Advice Mallard
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