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Drink water or you will die

Drink water or you will die  Actual Advice Mallard

if you copy the top links from r/lifeprotips and paste them over my photo you'll be swimming in reddit gold

if you copy the top links from r/lifeprotips and paste them over my photo you'll be swimming in reddit gold  Actual Advice Mallard

Are you trying to watch a cartoon on hulu that is locked because you don't have hulu plus? Copy the episode title, paste on google, add watchcartoononline, and search. The first link will be the episode, Ad free.

Are you trying to watch a cartoon on hulu that is locked because you don't have hulu plus?  Copy the episode title, paste on google, add watchcartoononline, and search. The first link will be the episode, Ad free.   Actual Advice Mallard

A blowjob a day Keeps the breakup away

A blowjob a day Keeps the breakup away  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now

Turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're going to get your hair cut, tell the hairdresser less than what you actually want taken off they usually take off more than what you ask anyway.

if you're going to get your hair cut, tell the hairdresser less than what you actually want taken off they usually take off more than what you ask anyway.   Actual Advice Mallard

Being chased by bees or wasps? run under a bush/branch and shake it. they can only detect movement.

Being chased by  bees or wasps? run under a bush/branch and shake it. they can only detect movement.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're nervous about "popping" the question because you're not sure how she'll respond It's too soon to ask

If you're nervous about

The key to a good post Is an excellent title

The key to a good post Is an excellent title  Actual Advice Mallard

Tough times don't last Tough people do

Tough times don't last Tough people do  Actual Advice Mallard
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