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Want to learn how to beatbox? Just say "boots" and "cats" without the vowels

Want to learn how to beatbox? Just say

If You can make a oag macro about your girlfriend break up with her

If You can make a oag macro about your girlfriend break up with her  Actual Advice Mallard

You won't get caught cheating if you only have sex with your significant other

You won't get caught cheating  if you only have sex with your significant other  Actual Advice Mallard

When lacking motivation to hit the gym, drink a preworkout This way your only choices will be physical activity or tweaking yourself to death

When lacking motivation to hit the gym, drink a preworkout This way your only choices will be physical activity or tweaking yourself to death  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell latvian jokes to actual latvians

Don't tell latvian jokes to actual latvians  Actual Advice Mallard

The world won't care about your self-esteem The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself

The world won't care about your self-esteem The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

too far away from your vehicle for the key fob to work? Press the fob under your chin to extend it's range

too far away from your vehicle for the key fob to work? Press the fob under your chin to extend it's range  Actual Advice Mallard

If at first you don't succeed, drink a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.

If at first you don't succeed, drink a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.  Actual Advice Mallard

Forgot to wear deodorant when heading out for the night? Order a glass of water with a lemon, take the lemon to the bathroom and use under arms.

Forgot to wear deodorant when heading out for the night? Order a glass of water with a lemon, take the lemon to the bathroom and use under arms.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know when your cake day is? look above your trophy case and hold the cursor over the number of months you've been a redditor.

Want to know when your cake day is? look above your trophy case and hold the cursor over the number of months you've been a redditor.   Actual Advice Mallard
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