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if you sit by an exit, don't use your smartphone you become an easy target for someone to steal your phone and jump off quickly.

if you sit by an exit, don't use your smartphone you become an easy target for someone to steal your phone and jump off quickly. Actual Advice Mallard
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Heating the body at a reasonably high temperature and pressure in a mixture of water and lye will cause the body to undergo alkaline hydrolysis, leaving an unidentifiable liquid which can safely be poured down any available plughole.

Heating the body at a reasonably high temperature and pressure in a mixture of water and lye will cause the body to undergo alkaline hydrolysis, leaving an unidentifiable liquid which can safely be poured down any available plughole. Actual Advice Mallard
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when changing brake pads re-install two lug nuts to hold the rotor in place

when changing brake pads re-install two lug nuts to hold the rotor in place Actual Advice Mallard
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If your post gets no upvotes in the first 10 minutes after submission It will never do well and you need to let it go

If your post gets no upvotes in the first 10 minutes after submission It will never do well and you need to let it go Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go grocery shopping when you're high

Don't go grocery shopping when you're high Actual Advice Mallard
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I live in Texas if any of you were actually brave you'd come meet me but since you're all pussies you'll just talk shit online

I live in Texas if any of you were actually brave you'd come meet me but since you're all pussies you'll just talk shit online Actual Advice Mallard
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Giving up your guns Makes Big Brother the hunter, and "We the People" a sitting duck.

Giving up your guns Makes Big Brother the hunter, and
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Trying to lose weight? Stop drinking pop and switch to water

Trying to lose weight? Stop drinking pop and switch to water Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're yelling you're losing the argument

If you're yelling you're losing the argument Actual Advice Mallard
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When a woman tells you about her problems Dont offer a solution, She just wants you to listen.

When a woman tells you about her problems Dont offer a solution, She just wants you to listen. Actual Advice Mallard
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