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never trust a fart especially with an upset stomach

never trust a fart especially with an upset stomach Actual Advice Mallard
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Hey! You got any grapes?

Hey! You got any grapes? Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to spend too much tonight? Change your cash into 10 cent pieces, it will discourage you from buying anything.

Don't want to spend too much tonight? Change your cash into 10 cent pieces, it will discourage you from buying anything. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always Check the toilet paper before you shit

Always Check the toilet paper before you shit Actual Advice Mallard
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Hearing cricket sounds in your room? It's your laptop charger.

Hearing cricket sounds in your room? It's your laptop charger. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you're shy and have trouble with making eye contact Look at the space between the other person's eyes

IF you're shy and have trouble with making eye contact Look at the space between the other person's eyes Actual Advice Mallard
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When going on a first date never go to the fucking movies

When going on a first date never go to the fucking movies Actual Advice Mallard
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Place a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before pooping it prevents water from splashing your butt

Place a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before pooping it prevents water from splashing your butt Actual Advice Mallard
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When studying, listen to instrumental music That way you can still listen to music, and not be distracted by lyrics or by trying to sing along

When studying, listen to instrumental music That way you can still listen to music, and not be distracted by lyrics or by trying to sing along Actual Advice Mallard
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If your stomach hurts don't trust a single fart

If your stomach hurts don't trust a single fart Actual Advice Mallard
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