Actual Advice Mallard

Attention All Americans Time to fucking riot!

Attention All Americans Time to fucking riot!  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to stock up on HP/MP pots? Run a UDL

Want to stock up on HP/MP pots? Run a UDL  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you murder them, be sure to never look up murder tips online everything can be traced, no matter how long ago or if you deleted it.

Before you murder them, be sure to never look up murder tips online everything can be traced, no matter how long ago or if you deleted it.  Actual Advice Mallard

try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations

try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations  Actual Advice Mallard

Befriend your boss It will make it harder for them to fire you

Befriend your boss It will make it harder for them to fire you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want SOPA Protest it

If you don't want SOPA Protest it  Actual Advice Mallard

too avoid awful splash-back when pooping lay down a light layer of toilet paper in the bowl before going

too avoid awful splash-back when pooping lay down a light layer of toilet paper in the bowl before going  Actual Advice Mallard

At the moment you tell somebody a secret It's Not a secret anymore.

At the moment you tell somebody a secret It's Not a secret anymore.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use the n word you will just sound stupid

Don't use the n word you will just sound stupid   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to think of multitasking as a virtue think of it as the inability to focus on one thing at a time

Don't try to think of multitasking as a virtue think of it as the inability to focus on one thing at a time  Actual Advice Mallard
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