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Use grooveshark

Use grooveshark  Actual Advice Mallard

Got warts? put duck tape (:P) over it, it works even faster then wart medicine.

Got warts? put duck tape (:P) over it, it works even faster then wart medicine.  Actual Advice Mallard

When raining and low visibility slow the fuck down, increase following distance and turn on your headlights

When raining and low visibility slow the fuck down, increase following distance and turn on your headlights  Actual Advice Mallard

A Stop Sign Is not a sugesstion

A Stop Sign Is not a sugesstion  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make it to the front page Make sure that the text in your meme is short and to the point. Very few people want to be bothered by reading sentence upon sentence of text to the point that it becomes more of a paragraph and less of a quick sni

If you want to make it to the front page Make sure that the text in your meme is short and to the point. Very few people want to be bothered by reading sentence upon sentence of text to the point that it becomes more of a paragraph and less of a quick sni  Actual Advice Mallard

PB&J getting soggy before lunch? Put peanut butter on both pieces of bread and jelly in the middle

PB&J getting soggy before lunch? Put peanut butter on both pieces of bread and jelly in the middle  Actual Advice Mallard

If your ping pong ball is squashed put it in boiling water to give its original form back

If your ping pong ball is squashed  put it in boiling water to give its original form back  Actual Advice Mallard

lol stupid fundie gOD don't real

lol stupid fundie gOD don't real  Actual Advice Mallard

Put Icy Hot on balls 10x orgasm

Put Icy Hot on balls 10x orgasm  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever run out of eraser (rubber),... use bread.

If you ever run out of eraser (rubber),... use bread.  Actual Advice Mallard
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