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Keep a dryer sheet in your back pocket It's a cheap and easy way to keep the mosquitos away

Keep a dryer sheet in your back pocket It's a cheap and easy way to keep the mosquitos away Actual Advice Mallard
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if you see a cute fuzzy woodland creature run out in the road in front of your car run it's ass over. better to kill a bunny than yourself.

if you see a cute fuzzy woodland creature run out in the road in front of your car run it's ass over. better to kill a bunny than yourself. Actual Advice Mallard
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Save 10% of your pay check Put it into a sound, diversified investment portfolio

Save 10% of your pay check Put it into a sound, diversified investment portfolio Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're taking advise from a duck you probably need all the advise you can get

If you're taking advise from a duck you probably need all the advise you can get Actual Advice Mallard
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Stay away from livememe. they played us.

Stay away from livememe. they played us. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Grow a pair of ovaries and tell him to fuck off

If your boyfriend wants to have anal sex and you don't Grow a pair of ovaries and tell him to fuck off Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to the first day of class high so the professor knows what to expect

Go to the first day of class high so the professor knows what to expect Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to pick up small items off of the carpet... Put pantyhose around the crevice tool of the vacuum and suck it off the floor

If you need to pick up small items off of the carpet... Put pantyhose around the crevice tool of the vacuum and suck it off the floor Actual Advice Mallard
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Listen to music through headphones while taking a deuce in a public restroom when you can't hear your embarrassing noises, it feels like others can't either

Listen to music through headphones while taking a deuce in a public restroom when you can't hear your embarrassing noises, it feels like others can't either Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell everyone the NSA spying is eating up their bandwidth then we might see some outrage

Tell everyone the NSA spying is eating up their bandwidth then we might see some outrage Actual Advice Mallard
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