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no one has ever changed their mind from getting yelled at

no one has ever changed their mind from getting yelled at  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a recent stain on your outfit? try scrubbing every day dish washer soap and warm water on it to get it out

Have a recent stain on your outfit? try scrubbing every day dish washer soap and warm water on it to get it out  Actual Advice Mallard

Use a softening dryer sheet To easily wipe the bugs off the front of your car

Use a softening dryer sheet To easily wipe the bugs off the front of your car  Actual Advice Mallard

Put important things on top of your shoes You won't forget your shoes

Put important things on top of your shoes You won't forget your shoes  Actual Advice Mallard

girls love a guy with confidence no girl would fuck a guy who wouldn't fuck himself

girls love a guy with confidence  no girl would fuck a guy who wouldn't fuck himself  Actual Advice Mallard

don't be an asshole and people won't think you're an asshole

don't be an asshole and people won't think you're an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

Gentlemen, can't urinate in public? Hold your breath, it'll relax your bladder and your stream will start.

Gentlemen, can't urinate in public? Hold your breath, it'll relax your bladder and your stream will start.  Actual Advice Mallard

depressed? see a therapist or psychiatrist it actually does help

depressed? see a therapist or psychiatrist it actually does help  Actual Advice Mallard

Go to a hospital gift shop Prices are usually much lower than regular flower shops

Go to a hospital gift shop Prices are usually much lower than regular flower shops  Actual Advice Mallard

If there are two people working at the hair salon Get your hair cut by the one with the worst looking hair

If there are two people working at the hair salon Get your hair cut by the one with the worst looking hair  Actual Advice Mallard
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