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Don't Take Advice From a Duck

Don't Take Advice From a Duck  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to make a meme Make sure to double check your spelling

If you are going to make a meme Make sure to double check your spelling  Actual Advice Mallard

Building a nest? Try lining it with soft down feathers from your breast. This will give your eggs the best possible cushioning and insulation.

Building a nest? Try lining it with soft down feathers from your breast. This will give your eggs the best possible cushioning and insulation.  Actual Advice Mallard

When buying airline tickets, use an incognito browser for the final purchase Their sites use tracking cookies so they can raise the price when you visit a second time.

When buying airline tickets, use an incognito browser for the final purchase Their sites use tracking cookies so they can raise the price when you visit a second time.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want cheap karma post a baby animal

if you want cheap karma post a baby animal  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are tired and want to go to bed, don't check reddit first. some guy will make a post about fucking twins and there goes the next 30 minutes. (fixed) 5 minutes

If you are tired and want to go to bed, don't check reddit first. some guy will make a post about fucking twins and there goes the next 30 minutes.
(fixed) 5 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

never answer gf when asking if she got fat never

never answer gf when asking if she got fat never  Actual Advice Mallard

Swallow mouthwash Farts come out minty fresh

Swallow mouthwash Farts come out minty fresh  Actual Advice Mallard

There is no close enough when it comes to wiping your ass

There is no close enough when it comes to wiping your ass  Actual Advice Mallard

If one key opens many locks, then it's a master key If one lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock..

If one key opens many locks, then it's a master key If one lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock..  Actual Advice Mallard
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