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If your car smells like cigarete smoke Cut an apple in half and leave it in the car over night.

If your car smells like cigarete smoke Cut an apple in half and leave it in the car over night. Actual Advice Mallard
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Cake But not if you are allergic to any of the ingredients Eat it with your mouth.

Cake But not if you are allergic to any of the ingredients Eat it with your mouth. Actual Advice Mallard
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at the end of an appointment ask for a hard copy of your prescription this way you dont have to wait if the doctors office hasn't faxed it yet

at the end of an appointment ask for a hard copy of your prescription this way you dont have to wait if the doctors office hasn't faxed it yet Actual Advice Mallard
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when you go on a dinner date always be polite to the waiter/waitress

when you go on a dinner date always be polite to the waiter/waitress Actual Advice Mallard
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when at a bar the less clothes she is wearing the more insecure she is cool confident women don't feel like they need to dress like a slut to get a mans attetnion

when at a bar the less clothes she is wearing the more insecure she is cool confident women don't feel like they need to dress like a slut to get a mans attetnion Actual Advice Mallard
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If everyone is against you you are either a genius, or wrong. Determine which before continuing the argument.

If everyone is against you you are either a genius, or wrong. Determine which before continuing the argument. Actual Advice Mallard
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Be honest and straightforward from the beginning people appreciate the truth more if they don't have to dig for it

Be honest and straightforward from the beginning people appreciate the truth more if they don't have to dig for it Actual Advice Mallard
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overeating and substance abuse cured my social anxiety disorder said no one ever

overeating and substance abuse cured my social anxiety disorder said no one ever Actual Advice Mallard
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Say "sorry, i dont want any probl.." and throw a punch quickly in the face to start a fight

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ladies when you go to the bathroom, don't do that hover-squat thing. put a few strips of toilet paper down on the seat, or one of those seat covers. or, just don't worry so much; although some diseases are transmissible by toilet seats, they are also very

ladies when you go to the bathroom, don't do that hover-squat thing. put a few strips of toilet paper down on the seat, or one of those seat covers. or, just don't worry so much; although some diseases are transmissible by toilet seats, they are also very Actual Advice Mallard
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