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hygiene is infinitely more important than "swag"

hygiene is infinitely more important than
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If you die of a heart attack Blame Kira.

If you die of a heart attack Blame Kira. Actual Advice Mallard
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You know if a politician is Lying because... Their Mouth is open

You know if a politician is Lying because... Their Mouth is open Actual Advice Mallard
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if you win the jackpot in the casino stop playing and take your money home

if you win the jackpot in the casino stop playing and take your money home Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a 2-3 year waiting rule for tattoos. waiting for a couple years on an image that you will have forever makes it that much more meaningful, and you will be surprised how many things you are glad you didn't get.

Make a 2-3 year waiting rule for tattoos. waiting for a couple years on an image that you will have forever makes it that much more meaningful, and you will be surprised how many things you are glad you didn't get. Actual Advice Mallard
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Friendzoned? Make a move. If she's really your friend she won't mind.

Friendzoned? Make a move. If she's really your friend she won't mind. Actual Advice Mallard
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Go on a handful of friendly dates before making anything official.

Go on a handful of friendly dates before making anything official. Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever a woman is complaining about an issue she is having that doesn't involve you Do not try to give her advice or solve the problem. She just wants you to listen.

Whenever a woman is complaining about an issue she is having that doesn't involve you Do not try to give her advice or solve the problem. She just wants you to listen. Actual Advice Mallard
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Leave your laptop charging on your bed and it will be warm when you go to bed

Leave your laptop charging on your bed and it will be warm when you go to bed Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get punched in the balls Stand up and walk it off

If you get punched in the balls Stand up and walk it off Actual Advice Mallard
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