Actual Advice Mallard

If you are thinking of shaving your balls Don't, it's a pain

If you are thinking of shaving your balls Don't, it's a pain  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see someone on the merge ramp Switch to the left lane if it is safe to give them room

If you see someone on the merge ramp Switch to the left lane if it is safe to give them room  Actual Advice Mallard

You Should Masturbate You will feel better

You Should Masturbate You will feel better  Actual Advice Mallard

You want to get a good mark at the integral test? Better not forget to add the term "+c" !

You want to get a good mark at the integral test? Better not forget to add the term

Gas pumps measure volume, not density The higher the density, the more bang for your buck

Gas pumps measure volume, not density The higher the density, the more bang for your buck  Actual Advice Mallard

talent hits a target no one else can hit genius hits a target no one else can see

talent hits a target no one else can hit genius hits a target no one else can see  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want your children to like you don't constantly talk behind their backs

If you want your children to like you don't constantly talk behind their backs  Actual Advice Mallard

ALways do the right thing It will gratify some people and astonish the rest

ALways do the right thing It will gratify some people and astonish the rest  Actual Advice Mallard

When you like the service at a Restaurant Try to tell the manager, it really helps out the server.

When you like the service at a Restaurant Try to tell the manager, it really helps out the server.  Actual Advice Mallard

DATE a buddhist they will literally show unconditional love and they tend to give many gifts

DATE a buddhist they will literally show unconditional love and they tend to give many gifts  Actual Advice Mallard
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