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facebook really not a requirement to live. really.

facebook really not a requirement to live.
really.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have any pain place your index finger and your thumb in a L-shape on a flat surface and rub the skin webbing with ice

If you have any pain place your index finger and your thumb in a  
L-shape on a flat surface and rub the skin webbing with ice  Actual Advice Mallard

sit on the toliet flush

sit on the toliet flush  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're making an embarassing purchase grow up and don't be embarassed!

If you're making an embarassing purchase grow up and don't be embarassed!  Actual Advice Mallard

When planning to call in sick to work Do it as soon as you wake up, you will actually sound sick

When planning to call in sick to work Do it as soon as you wake up, you will actually sound sick  Actual Advice Mallard

Get money fuck bitches

Get money fuck bitches  Actual Advice Mallard

Leave a laundry basket in your car when you go grocery shopping When you get home, use it to bring all the bags inside in one trip

Leave a laundry basket in your car when you go grocery shopping When you get home, use it to bring all the bags inside in one trip  Actual Advice Mallard

If you seriously believe your significant other would leave you for enjoying an innocent hobby You are not in a healthy relationship

If you seriously believe your significant other would leave you for enjoying an innocent hobby You are not in a 
healthy relationship  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ask a girl out and get rejected but she says she always says no to people It's because she still wants to be your friend

If you ask a girl out and get rejected but she says she always says no to people It's because she still wants to be your friend  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to add an Application record make sure it’s the path from the URL not the code repository path

If you need to add an Application record make sure it’s the path from the URL not the code repository path  Actual Advice Mallard
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