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Wearing one of those impossible-to-remove wristbands? Grab the tab on the inside and pull up. The band will come off effortlessly.

Wearing one of those impossible-to-remove wristbands? Grab the tab on the inside and pull up. The band will come off effortlessly.    Actual Advice Mallard

When looking at nature, try to imagine that you are an alien to the Earth and are exploring the planet for the first time. It really helps you appreciate the beauty of the planet, and how unique living organisms really are.

When looking at nature, try to imagine that you are an alien to the Earth and are exploring the planet for the first time. It really helps you appreciate the beauty of the planet, and how unique living organisms really are.  Actual Advice Mallard

Do not spit on geese while they are eating THey will chase you down and try to bite you

Do not spit on geese while they are eating THey will chase you down and try to bite you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're just about to cheat on your wife or girlfriend Quickly go jerk off in the toilet and you will quickly loose interest

If you're just about to cheat on your wife or girlfriend Quickly go jerk off in the toilet and you will quickly loose interest  Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T QUESTION WHY YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU A BED TIME WHEN YOU'RE SIXTEEN IT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO BANG AND DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR.

DON'T QUESTION WHY YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU A BED TIME WHEN YOU'RE SIXTEEN IT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO BANG AND DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're tired of trying to read her mind and understand her passive aggressive actions Then you need to start dating Latin American women

If you're tired of trying to read her mind and understand her passive aggressive actions Then you need to start dating Latin American women  Actual Advice Mallard

Always use memes correctly Even when it's a thread about misused memes

Always use memes correctly Even when it's a thread about misused memes  Actual Advice Mallard

Spend no money, You'll be happier.

Spend no money, You'll be happier.  Actual Advice Mallard

Fathers day is tomorrow

Fathers day is tomorrow  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're an adult, Stop condescending to younger generations

If you're an adult, Stop condescending to younger generations  Actual Advice Mallard
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