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if you don't know what the acronym stands for google it, don't ask the herd

if you don't know what the acronym stands for google it, don't ask the herd Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever homeless go to a homeless shelter

If you're ever homeless go to a homeless shelter Actual Advice Mallard
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Best marriage advice: don't get married

Best marriage advice: don't get married Actual Advice Mallard
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if you use a gift card at a restaurant tip based off the original amount

if you use a gift card at a restaurant tip based off the original amount Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a space heater Set a timer for it to turn off 20 minutes after you go to bed and turn on 20 minutes before you wake up

If you have a space heater Set a timer for it to turn off 20 minutes after you go to bed and turn on 20 minutes before you wake up Actual Advice Mallard
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If your main objective is to get other people to join It's a scam

If your main objective is to get other people to join It's a scam Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is stabbing you repeatedly Try not to bleed so much, or you will die

If someone is stabbing you repeatedly Try not to bleed so much, or you will die Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think you are the exception to the rule you will probably end up being made an example of it

if you think you are the exception to the rule you will probably end up being made an example of it Actual Advice Mallard
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If your garbage disposal stinks Throw ice cubes, kosher salt, and lemon skin into it. The first two loosen sludge and the third makes it smell good.

If your garbage disposal stinks Throw ice cubes, kosher salt, and lemon skin into it. The first two loosen sludge and the third makes it smell good. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tip your delivery driver what you would normally tip your waiter They also survive on tips

Tip your delivery driver what you would normally tip your waiter They also survive on tips Actual Advice Mallard
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