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If you've never had children don't try to give parenting advice

If you've never had children don't try to give parenting advice Actual Advice Mallard
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There's a whole subreddit for this Welcome to r/LifeProTips

There's a whole subreddit for this Welcome to r/LifeProTips Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to right-click, but don't want to reach for the mouse? Shift + F10 is there for you

Need to right-click, but don't want to reach for the mouse? Shift + F10 is there for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you clench your left hand while giving a blow job You will focus on your hand so your jaw won't hurt and your gag reflex won't trigger

If you clench your left hand while giving a blow job You will focus on your hand so your jaw won't hurt and your gag reflex won't trigger Actual Advice Mallard
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Yawn If she yawns back you know she was looking at you

Yawn If she yawns back you know she was looking at you Actual Advice Mallard
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before sending a link of a pop out scary picture prank to anyone no need to tell them to turn up the volume. just send them a random music video first, so they turn up the volume by themselves. THEN send the prank.

before sending a link of a pop out scary picture prank to anyone no need to tell them to turn up the volume. just send them a random music video first, so they turn up the volume by themselves. THEN send the prank. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a chatty neighbor Carry and empty ice cream carton in your car. It always gives you an excuse to need to go inside.

If you have a chatty neighbor Carry and empty ice cream carton in your car. It always gives you an excuse to need to go inside. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ever get wrapped up in an impulsive lie? tell the truth today and pretend like you planned the whole thing.

Ever get wrapped up in an impulsive lie? tell the truth today and pretend like you planned the whole thing. Actual Advice Mallard
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Take your pants off Before you sit on the toilet to take a shit

Take your pants off Before you sit on the toilet to take a shit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other Don't

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Don't Actual Advice Mallard
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