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/r/LifeProTips doesn't give you karma for your submissions? post it on a duck instead

/r/LifeProTips doesn't give you karma for your submissions? post it on a duck instead  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are sleeping with the girl you are dating at her place. Leave the condoms at her place, it shows you trust her and that you don't need them when you're not with her.

If you are sleeping with the girl you are dating at her place. Leave the condoms at her place, it shows you trust her and that you don't need them when you're not with her.   Actual Advice Mallard

When adding a caption to a meme, you should keep it short, sweet, and to the point as much as possible otherwise it'll look like a real mess, and people wont bother reading it, because there are plenty of memes out there that are far more concise and snap

When adding a caption to a meme, you should keep it short, sweet, and to the point as much as possible otherwise it'll look like a real mess, and people wont bother reading it, because there are plenty of memes out there that are far more concise and snap  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a good job and career only smoke weed in your house with people you know well

If you want a good job and career only smoke weed in your house with people you know well  Actual Advice Mallard

instead of complaining about being friendzoned by a girl who clearly doesn't like you you should actually pay attention to the girl who does like you instead of friendzoning her

instead of complaining about being friendzoned by a girl who clearly doesn't like you you should actually pay attention to the girl who does like you instead of friendzoning her  Actual Advice Mallard

Men communicate by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women communicate by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it, either.

Men communicate by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women communicate by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it, either.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Just get to know the one you care about

Don't try to understand women Just get to know the one you care about  Actual Advice Mallard

Want more karma? Start your post with "So a friend of mine..."

Want more karma? Start your post with

Brief Nudity Means man ass

Brief Nudity Means man ass  Actual Advice Mallard

When Watching a video you can use j,k,and l keys as rewind,pause, and fastforward respectively

When Watching a video you can use j,k,and l keys as rewind,pause, and fastforward respectively  Actual Advice Mallard
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