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If you have to excuse what you're doing, even lightly you know deep down that it's wrong

If you have to excuse what you're doing, even lightly  you know deep down that it's wrong  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to pay for music Go to your local library, take out a bunch of CD's from artists you like, and rip them to your computers music library

If you don't want to pay for music Go to your local library, take out a bunch of CD's from artists you like, and rip them to your computers music library  Actual Advice Mallard

For those hard to remove stickers Heat it with a blow dryer first. It weakens the adhesive for a clean peel.

For those hard to remove stickers Heat it with a blow dryer first. It weakens the adhesive for a clean peel.   Actual Advice Mallard

After a shower. Use the corners of your towel to dry your private parts.

After a shower.  Use the corners of your towel to dry your private parts.  Actual Advice Mallard

Having really bad static signals on your radio? Put a copper washer in between the screw and the base that both help hold the antenna.

Having really bad static signals on your radio? Put a copper washer in between the screw and the base that both help hold the antenna.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to skip the commercials on a dvd and go straight to the movie? Press 'stop' 'stop' 'play' after it reads the disc.

Want to skip the commercials on a dvd and go straight to the movie? Press 'stop' 'stop' 'play' after it reads the disc.  Actual Advice Mallard

Is there a picture of you and a dickstaff on your friends phone? Ask your friend if you could make a call since you forgot your phone, delete pics as neccessary.

Is there a picture of you and a dickstaff on your friends phone?
 Ask your friend if you could make a call since you forgot your phone, delete pics as neccessary.  Actual Advice Mallard

Wash your hands before *and* after brushing/flossing It keeps germs out of your mouth and *your* germs off of of everything else

Wash your hands before *and* after brushing/flossing It keeps germs out of your mouth and *your* germs off of of everything else  Actual Advice Mallard

Dumb enough to try peeing in the sink? Be sure to run cold water while doing so. Hot water will make the entire bathroom smell like pee.

Dumb enough to try peeing in the sink? Be sure to run cold water while doing so. Hot water will make the entire bathroom smell like pee.  Actual Advice Mallard

Have an issue with your significant other? Try communicating with them instead of asking on reddit what you should do.

Have an issue with your significant other? Try communicating with them instead of asking on reddit what you should do.  Actual Advice Mallard
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