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You can mow & collect moist grass Mow once without basket then mow with basket to collect

You can mow & collect moist grass Mow once without basket then mow with basket to collect  Actual Advice Mallard

collect dirt in old pickle jars helps to make sure your mail will arive on time

collect dirt in old pickle jars helps to make sure your mail will arive on time  Actual Advice Mallard

Confused about murder and criminal advice? Browse through *upcoming* section of this meme on quickmeme.com

Confused about murder and criminal advice? Browse through *upcoming* section of this meme on quickmeme.com  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see a cute crocheted item and you wanna know if there is a pattern to it put the image in google images search and you will find it 75% of the time.

If you see a cute crocheted item and you wanna know if there is a pattern to it put the image in google images search and you will find it 75% of the time.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're broke and would do anything for money Donate to a sperm bank

If you're broke and would do anything for money Donate to a sperm bank  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to buy a Mac? Build a hackintosh

Want to buy a Mac? Build a hackintosh
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If you order a pizza and a non-familiar number calls you Pick up the phone. It's probably your pizza delivery driver trying to contact you.

If you order a pizza and a non-familiar number calls you Pick up the phone. It's probably your pizza delivery driver trying to contact you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to please your girlfriend? DO something sexual

Want to please your girlfriend? DO something sexual  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make a meme Avoid making it a long anecdote about personal problems that take up the whole screen because memes are supposed to be quick and funny. And because there are healthier outlets for your problems

If you want to make a meme Avoid making it a long anecdote about personal problems that take up the whole screen  because memes are supposed to be quick and funny. And because there are healthier outlets for your problems  Actual Advice Mallard

If you slaughter and cook me try drizzling me with cranberry sauce

If you slaughter and cook me try drizzling me with cranberry sauce  Actual Advice Mallard
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