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If you have to use a public restroom, always use the stall closest to the door It's the least chosen and tends to be the cleanest

If you have to use a public restroom, always use the stall closest to the door It's the least chosen and tends to be the cleanest Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have an old cell phone, keep it charged and powered off in your glove compartment for an emergency All cell phones are able to make free calls to 911 on any network they can connect to

If you have an old cell phone, keep it charged and powered off in your glove compartment for an emergency All cell phones are able to make free calls to 911 on any network they can connect to Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't mistake kindness for weakness.

Don't mistake kindness for weakness. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you break up with your stalker significant other get an app that auto deletes texts and answers and hangs up incoming calls so you don't have to listen to voice mails

when you break up with your stalker significant other get an app that auto deletes texts and answers and hangs up incoming calls so you don't have to listen to voice mails Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are too comfy to get yourself out of bed Count down from 20 and try to get up on one

When you are too comfy to get yourself out of bed Count down from 20 and try to get up on one Actual Advice Mallard
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Always breath whilst pooping holding your breath whilst straining heavily can give you a heart attack

Always breath whilst pooping holding your breath whilst straining heavily can give you a heart attack Actual Advice Mallard
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Neither Lane is for female drivers

Neither Lane is for female drivers Actual Advice Mallard
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if the weather is hot, eat spicy food. it will cause your body to naturally cool itself off, and it gives you an endorphin rush.

if the weather is hot, eat spicy food. it will cause your body to naturally cool itself off, and it gives you an endorphin rush. Actual Advice Mallard
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To get more karma Be first comment in /new

To get more karma Be first comment in /new Actual Advice Mallard
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Gf says that couples should have little secrets they keep from each other? She's gonna cheat on you bro

Gf says that couples should have little secrets they keep from each other? She's gonna cheat on you bro Actual Advice Mallard
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