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Don't attempt to love someone Unless you truly love yourself

Don't attempt to love someone Unless you truly love yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

if you wake up late for work/school, and you don't have any time to make and eat breakfast pour milk and cereal into a regular sized bottle and drink/eat it on your way. it will change your day !

if you wake up late for work/school, and you don't have any time to make and eat breakfast pour milk and cereal into a regular sized bottle and drink/eat it on your way. it will change your day !  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had

Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask someone out when you first realize you like them It hurts a lot less if they say no

Ask someone out when you first realize you like them It hurts a lot less if they say no  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy

Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy  Actual Advice Mallard

have kids if you can you'll thank yourself when you are much older

have kids if you can you'll thank yourself when you are much older  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Confess to Murder These assholes will turn you in

Don't Confess to Murder These assholes will turn you in  Actual Advice Mallard

Drunk and feeling lonely? don't call your ex

Drunk and feeling lonely? don't call your ex  Actual Advice Mallard

Always volunteer for the questions you do know Or else you run the risk of being called for the ones you don't

Always volunteer for the questions you do know  Or else you run the risk of being called for the ones you don't   Actual Advice Mallard

ladies, if you don't like your man masturbating grow the fuck up

ladies, if you don't like your man masturbating grow the fuck up  Actual Advice Mallard
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