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Set your computer's clock an hour ahead You'll shock yourself out of the gaming mood, and get some god damn sleep...

Set your computer's clock an hour ahead You'll shock yourself out of the gaming mood, and get some god damn sleep...  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop complaining about the friendzone and tell them how you feel Because "no" will hurt for a while, but being in that state of limbo is torture

Stop complaining about the friendzone and tell them how you feel Because

If you can't afford ps+ You should spend your free time looking for a better job, not playing video games.

If you can't afford ps+ You should spend your free time looking for a better job, not playing video games.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're calling a company and you get an automated voice message press zero a couple times and they'll transfer you over to a person

If you're calling a company and you get an automated voice message press zero a couple times and they'll transfer you over to a person  Actual Advice Mallard

Never try to calm someone down by saying "calm down"

Never try to calm someone down by saying

coast instead of braking before speed traps brake lights are an admission of guilt

coast instead of braking before speed traps brake lights are an admission of guilt  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are addicted to a single player RPG use cheats, and progress will stop being as satisfying

If you are addicted to a single player RPG use cheats, and progress will stop being as satisfying  Actual Advice Mallard

If your hotel charges for wifi And a major company has offices in town Try using the company's name for the login and password

If your hotel charges for wifi 
And a major company has offices in town Try using the company's name for the login and password  Actual Advice Mallard

Never fry bacon with your shirt off

Never fry bacon with your shirt off  Actual Advice Mallard

If there is one thing that is essential in both business and dating it's getting over your fear of rejection

If there is one thing that is essential in both business and dating it's getting over your fear of rejection  Actual Advice Mallard
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