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If a girl you're interested wants to do something with you don't make an excuse not to because because you're nervous, she may not like you anymore by the time you grow a pair

If a girl you're interested wants to do something with you don't make an excuse not to because because you're nervous, she may not like you anymore by the time you grow a pair  Actual Advice Mallard

if you go to a park and get advice from a duck - people will think you're insane go to quickmeme and get advice from a duck - you're smart

if you go to a park and get advice from a duck - people will think you're insane go to quickmeme and get advice from a duck - you're smart  Actual Advice Mallard

If you say, "I'm not racist, but..." You're Racist.

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If you need to get her a gift Check her Pinterest

If you need to get her a gift Check her Pinterest  Actual Advice Mallard

If your hair dryer isn't working as well as it used to Try taking off the air intake cover and cleaning the filter inside

If your hair dryer isn't working as well as it used to Try taking off the air intake cover and cleaning the filter inside  Actual Advice Mallard

don't know what to get your wife for valentines day? check her pinterest boards

don't know what to get your wife for valentines day? check her pinterest boards  Actual Advice Mallard

When you die and you can count how many true friends you have on one hand You have succeeded in life.

When you die and you can count how many true friends you have on one hand You have succeeded in life.  Actual Advice Mallard

GET THE FUCK OFF REDDIT AND GO STUDY

GET THE FUCK OFF REDDIT AND GO STUDY  Actual Advice Mallard

instead of leveling your characters up on games level yourself up irl

instead of leveling your characters up on games level yourself up irl  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're near-sighted and don't have your glasses on, Turn on your camera phone to see images far away.

If you're near-sighted and don't have your glasses on, Turn on your camera phone to see images far away.  Actual Advice Mallard
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